Thursday, February 09, 2012

Tim Bucket In Space

The fastest animal is a Cheetah. Everyone knows that. WRONG. The fastest animal is an alien from Planet 82. He knows no such confines as feet, legs, or DICK. He doesn't know DICK from TITS and that's because his kind evolved from the marshlands of North Xylokrang on Planet 82 where vapor is king and noxious gas is the coin of the realm, my friends.

As soon as I construct my jet pack suit I'll be seeing it all for myself and broadcasting my journeys live via Youtube. That is, if the space goblins accept me as one of their own.

Anyone have any green makeup?

- Tim Bucket