1. Ain't no such thing as ghouls goblins ghosts or any other supernatural being...
2. EXCEPT ghouls. Ghouls do exist. I saw one in a cemetery once talking to a green goblin by fire light. They saw me so I hid in a pile of horse shit. Did I mention I have the ability to shrink into a little worm? More on that later.
3. Ghosts are completely harmless. In fact, they are more afraid of you than you are of them. WRONG. Ghosts can be extremely dangerous so beware and TAKE PRECAUTION WHEN POLTERGEISTING AND WEAR YOUR TINTED LENSES!
Beware of the spectored ones.
- Tim Bucket
