Monday, August 02, 2010

What is a Hero

What is a Hero

A hero is someone who is a sandwich. They are long and cut down the middle, usually with lettuce and tomato. Mayonnaise is always an option. There are different kinds of heroes. A super hero saves the day! An everyday hero will save you money.

But don't expect a hero to do the impossible. In this world we live in, it is inevitable that evil doers will find a way to control, exploit, and destroy. Villains have existed since the dawn of civilization, and have continuously managed to corrupt people's pursuit of happiness. Don't expect a sandwich to help. If it does, then fine, but it would be unreasonable to assume a hero could do anything to stop crime or save the world. You can't count on a hero to be there for you whenever you're in need. Heroes don't just appear out of thin air like they do in the movies.

And that is why my personal hero is ham and cheese with lettuce and tomato, hold the lettuce. The kind that I imagine Super Man eats.

Who's your hero?

Mine is what I said it was .

- Chucky Berry