That phool his name was Ron. You may know him as Ron Goof of Dallas TX, but who the fuck cares who you know, son? This ain't the "I know him!" game. This is real life goofy stuff on the internet. Now shutup and gimme twenty pushups. I'm the kernal!
Hoagies from Heaven starring Hulk Hero. Today's episode: "Hold the mayo"
"Hold it where"? asked the deli man. I guess that was his idea of a joke. Well two can play at that game. "Hold it up your refrigerator's CUNT." I said.
AND THAT is how you simultaneously take it too far, while also not making sense.
- Chucky Berry