"Is that an Irish brogue I detect, Mr. Sanchez?" "No. I'm Puerto Rican." "Of course. Right this way..."
Life is like a box of chocolates: Aww, nuts!
eat my filth
Who's in charge here? No one? Ok fine now I'm in charge. Everybody's fired! You, with the sweater, you're not fired. Get me a scotch on the rocks. Now I just gotta shuffle these papers...I NEED A VACATION!