Road Head: A one act play about doing YOU-KNOW-WHAT while driving, starring Jennifer Aniston and Sir Ashton Kutcher.
Scene 1 (In which Ashton get's a YOU-KNOW-WHAT from Demi More all while driving his friend Stifler's car off a cliff and dies.)
Hey Demi, that's so cool what you're doing right now. I'm the luckiest guy in the woooorld!!!!........
(Falls off a cliff. Car explodes 5 times)