Sunday, October 14, 2012

Road Head with Demi More

I know a guy who had a near-sex experience. What happened was, he fell off a cliff while driving, on the verge of YOU-KNOW-WHAT.

Road Head:  A one act play about doing YOU-KNOW-WHAT while driving, starring Jennifer Aniston and Sir Ashton Kutcher.

Scene 1 (In which Ashton get's a YOU-KNOW-WHAT from Demi More all while driving his friend Stifler's car off a cliff and dies.)
Hey Demi, that's so cool what you're doing right now. I'm the luckiest guy in the woooorld!!!!........

(Falls off a cliff. Car explodes 5 times)

                  The Car
YOU IDIOT!!!!!.......