You can believe in me. I'm an expert in leadership. Now please, lead the way...
I know what you're thinking: This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Am I right? Well then. I guess I knew what i was talking about all along.
One time I drank a gallon of prune juice. Needless to say....
....the Hudson river will never be the same again.
....They're poisoning my food.
Andy Warhol was a dumbass.
Why do people always ask me 4 shit when my T-shirt clearly states not to?
I'm going to get a tattoo of a buffoon!
Plenty of fish in the sea. Plenty of dead bodies too.
"Well boys. I say we saddle up the horses and eat this corn." - From the great American Novel,
Underwater Munchkin Man Cowboy Riding a Seahorse, Eating Baby Corn.
"Say hello to my little friend...Now behold! I intend to shoot you with my firearm!" - Original scene from Scarface.
Check please! Is the funniest joke.
"People always ask me. What's it like to be Drunk Dan? Well buddy, it's like anything else. Practice makes perfect." - Drunk Dan
- CB '11
