"Hello everyone! I'm Chucky Cheesely P. Bunson Berry and I'm going to make you're underwear ride up because you'll be laughing so hard. [I give myself a wedgie] You see, like this! No but seriously folks, life is crazy. Have you ever noticed the way white people dance? It's not as good as when black people do it. [wait for applause] White people dance like this, 'excuse me, but may I please order the flapjacks with a side of your finest mayonnaise? But see, when the brothas and sistas dance...They do something more like this [break dance] go mutha fucka go! Go mutha fucka go! IS CHUCKY BERRY UP IN THIS PUSSY!? I saaiiiiid, IS CHUCKY FUCKIN BERRY UP IN THIS PUSSY HOUSE, Y'ALL!? [wait for applause] Oh man, I have fun. Here's something else: Do you ever wonder why women do the things women do? Am I right guys? Fellas! When you're woman says to you, 'you don't listen to me', what are you thinking in you're head? You're thinking, 'Duh, does Hulk Hogan own a crossbow? But ladies...Ladies! It works the other way too. When we say the same thing to you, you think of that also...
So...[I make cross eyes and pat myself on the head. Then I target one person in the audience who's laughing the hardest and point to him] This guy! Is there a doctor in the house? Muthafucka swallowed an Eddie Murphy doll. [Do Eddie Murphy laugh] heh heh heh. That's all the time I have tonight THANK YOU! [run off stage]."
Well there you have it. I'll let you know how it goes.
- Chucky Berry
