Chucky Berry here! Back from my four month vacation to Puerto Rico! All I have to say about THAT is: What happens in Puerto Rico stays in Puerto Rico! Which is on U.S. soil, technically speaking.
So I've been reading a heck of a lot of blogs lately. Fashion blogs. Foody Blogs. Blogs about blogs. Most of them re-hash the same ol' kalamazoo but I came across one that said, and I quote, "blogs are for gaylords, transgenitals, and anti-wizards". Well...I thought to myself, "who in the world would write a blog like that?" and myself answered me. Myself said, "Tim Bucket. Either him or Drunk Dan or maybe even you." Well I'm pretty sure Drunk Dan lost his computer to ball lightning, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning, and I'm pretty sure I don't know what "transgenitals" even is, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that Tim Bucket has started a secret blog in my absence. Has anyone heard from him? Is he a marshmellow? that's an ol' term we use to say back on the farm when a chipmunk would get caught up in a big ol' pile of cow patties and he looked as if he were crying. His name was "Chumpkin".
Back by popular da man,
Chucky Berry
